MALIBU, Calif. -- Thriving LGBT clubs are almost a given at California's public universities. (And even private, stick-up-its-arse USC has embraced a new age of sexual equality with open-minded institutionals like a new "Queer Worldmaking" exhibit at the school library.)

But hop aboard the Pleasantville time machine that is Malibu's hillside Pepperside University, and re-enter a dark age when, mandatorily, Adam smoked cigars with the boys while Eve baked them pie in the kitchen.

Latest outrage: Administrators have denied a student application to make gay-straight alliance "Reach OUT" an official university club say Alexander Cooper and Lindsay Jakows, the seniors who run the alliance.

Read the full LA Weekly story HERE.