It is so wonky, even Rachel Maddow probably yawns.
There are no semi-naked dancing boys or girls. No Mojitos. No Marasca Fizzes.
It won’t help your sex life (although I personally have not given up entirely on that angle).
So why should you care where those squiggly re-districting lines get drawn?
Well, it matters because, more than campaigns, cash or candidates, district lines determine who will make major decisions about your life for the next decade.