Editor's note: "Dancing With the Stars" airs on ABC on Mondays and Tuesdays.
There it was: Gay America’s favorite diva Margaret Cho dancing in a rainbow hued, fringed dress with Louis Van Amstel, the only officially “out” professional on “Dancing With the Stars.”
Afterward, our comedic heroine, breathless and giddy with excitement, pronounced,“This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen!”
Then a small pause, pregnant and itchy as a closet door unexpectedly blew off the hinges. No one knew what to say.