Girls are pretty. Come on, who are we kidding? Girls are smoking freaking lose-your-mind hawt, haute, hottt. And as girls who like girls, we are in a tribe apart, a literal different mindset from the heterosexual population.

I have never had so much of an issue with my body as I have when it comes to sex. I think at some point G-d decided to have a massive laugh by pairing one of the most pleasurable instances of human existence with one of the most awkward, unnerving and baring requirements. Nudity is scary, it’s fucking terrifying for most people, and when it comes to someone who has the modesty of a Puritan/Talibanese Woman/some chick in the Victorian age who thinks showing ankles is a ‘bit much.’ Well nudity is the equivalent of facing a team of rabid angry wolverines who are carrying newly purchased M-16s.

Dear Diana,

I have become totally frustrated with how holidays are managed at my job. Shouldn’t there be some “separation of work and family holidays?” I don’t want to be an anti-holiday scrooge, so I came up with some ideas to make the season more rewarding and less stressful for everyone. For example, the tradition in my office includes a potluck the day before Thanksgiving where employees sign up to bring in turkey and pumpkin pie and all the same stuff everyone is preparing and eating the next day. Lame.

On November 24, the Williams Institute released a new report that provides demographic and economic information for the more than 3,800 same-sex couples in Utah.

The report finds 30% of Utah’s same-sex couples are raising an estimated 2,900 children. Roughly 2% of Utah’s adopted children live with a gay or lesbian parent. However, same-sex couples raising children have lower average household incomes than married parents ($57,203 versus $82,383) and less likely to own their own home (50% versus 81%).