SAN DIEGO – Uganda’s draconian “Kill The Gays” bill is very much alive and well in Parliament, warns two top LGBT activists from that landlocked African nation.

All Out hosted an international conference call today featuring Frank Mugisha, executive director of Sexual Minorities Uganda, and Kasha Jacqueline, executive director of Freedom and Roam Uganda.

“Nobody expects to live forever, but nobody expects to die in the next 10 minutes.” – Jimmy

What if you could know when your number will be up? Would you want to? If you did know, would you tell anyone?

In a wild and woolly cross between dysfunctional family comedy and bloody thriller that shifts time as quickly as costumes (and uses five actors to play nine characters), playwright Marisa Wegrzyn explores that possibility in “Hickorydickory,” playing through Dec. 16 at Moxie Theatre.

The stupid. Apparently it burns over water too.

You might have heard by now that Carnival Cruises, yesterday, sent an email to everyone attending its “Drag Stars at Sea Cruise” next week, notifying them that they would not be permitted to dress in drag anywhere on the ship, even at the private drag shows that they’d be attending. The penalty: Being booted off the ship.

NEW YORK -- The Southern Poverty Law Center today filed a first-of-its-kind lawsuit today accusing a New Jersey organization of consumer fraud for offering conversion therapy services – a dangerous and discredited practice that claims to convert people from gay to straight.